Jokes About Testing

Yeltsin, Clinton, & Gates Get the Word

President Yeltsin, President Clinton, and Bill Gates are invited to have dinner with God. During dinner, He tells them: "I needed three important people to send my message out to all people: tomorrow I will destroy the Earth."

Yeltsin immediately calls together his cabinet and announces: "I have two really bad news items. God really exists, and tomorrow He will destroy the Earth."

Clinton calls an emergency meeting of Congress and announces: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is God really does exist; the bad news is tomorrow He's destroying the Earth."

Gates goes back to Microsoft and tells his employees: "I have two pieces of great news. First, I am one of the three most important people on Earth, and second, we don't have to fix the Y2K problem."